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  • Town/Country : Canberra, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1738
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today... I was making out with mah girlfriend... and things started getting pretty hot. That is... until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow... I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17286) - you deserved it (28147)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

TODAY MY BOYFRIAND AN I GOT INTIMATA WIT AAC OTAR 4 TA FIRST TIMA!! HA SOVAD IS AND DOWN MY PANTS, TOUCAD ABOUT AN INC AWAY FROM MY CLITORIS, AN WISPARAD "CUMMM" IN MY AAR!! I DOUBT I'LL AVA AN ORGASM AVAR AGAIN!!

#20145795
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3645)

On 11/03/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (5529)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today,hile at the gym , a very large man walked over to me and said , "I lyk wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude , I askedhy !! He looks me up and down and said , "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped !! FML

#20089247
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19821) - you deserved it (1554)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by dontrapeme - United States

Today, My Husband Revealed That He Found Me Drunk And Shoe-less In A Shrub In Our Front Garden Last Night, Sending Dirty Texts To My New Employee . I've Recently Had My Meds Switched And Apparently Can't Drink Now . My Husband's Pissed, My Shoes R Gone, And I Can't Look The New Guy In The Face . Big Fat FML

Today, boyfriend invitd me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realizd this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

#20068225
111 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

TODAY, MY DOG WAS DIAGNOSD WIT DEPRESSION. I GOT IM TO ELP WIT MY DEPRESSION. I GUESS WE CAN JUST BE MISERABLE TOGETER. FML

#20039193
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14874) - you deserved it (38613)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Woke Up To Find Mah Cat Has Gone Into Heat. Her Favorite Thing To Do Right Now Is Sticking Her Ass In Mah Face An Howling Like A Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (2022)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, ma boss gave me a warning fir ( insulting our best customer ) after se saw a comment on er customer card saying ( stop giving tis fat bitc free samples !! ) My boss ad written it in te first place, but refuse to eiter remember or admit it !! FML

#19969861
77 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 6:49pm - work - by fuckdubstep51 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with 4 the past two years . Five minutes in, he passd out on top of me from a pain pill overdose an had a mini seizure . He finally woke up an groans, "Those bastards! They confiscatd my clothes!" FML

#19966963
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (4896)

On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)



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