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by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Stop_HammerTime / 08/04/2014 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 8:26am / United Kingdom / Health
by jennythezebra / 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2014 at 10:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by FMBs / 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
by Motha / 04/09/2014 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…