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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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And a clumsy life but good one at times
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kendallms's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33381) - you deserved it (2722)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53345) - you deserved it (7252)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

#21121256
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34936) - you deserved it (4880)

On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69764) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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