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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7216
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ken29 : Moustaches are cool. I love League. My pikachu's name is Juan Jesus de la Rosa Estaban Julio Montoya Rivera Applesauce the Third.

P.S.- If you want to talk just kik me @ ken290
I'm on this site to lol at misfortune.

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

#18600051
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32814) - you deserved it (4287) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23457) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (2406)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37102) - you deserved it (4323)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29228) - you deserved it (5613)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30502) - you deserved it (3208)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36935) - you deserved it (6293)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42922) - you deserved it (5118)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12265) - you deserved it (30303)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

#18553944
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (5473)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

#18553811
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26620) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32288) - you deserved it (2554)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51485) - you deserved it (5004)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)



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