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  • Town/Country : Woodbridge, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11863
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ken29 : My name's Kendrick. I'm a league player. Throw some hate this way.

ken29's page activity

Visits<b>DrEnia1at0r</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 10:01pm<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 6:01pm<b>ayoub4123</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 12:09pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 8:41pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:46pm<b>joshszz</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:07am<b>RayTotoro</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:04pm<b>molleelynn</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 8:15pm<b>junegirl63</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:06am<b>CoolNameNotFound</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 2:47pm<b>bxilee</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 2:26pm<b>DobbythefreeElf2</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:35pm<b>TommysGirl0526</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:46am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 5:02am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 1:40am<b>justdoitalready</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 2:28am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 7:52pm<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 7:35am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:41am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 9:17am<b>RayTotoro</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 4:34pm<b>ginnyboo</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:42pm<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:48pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 1:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

by john / 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

by Turnipseed3 / 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Love

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

by davincourt / 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 5:45am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

by ultraattitude / 04/22/2012 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous