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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7509
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ken29 : My name's Kendrick. I'm a league player. Throw some hate this way.

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43783) - you deserved it (2765)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

#19566407
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21947) - you deserved it (2437)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (29515)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

#19548307
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (6168)

On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

#19548071
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27764) - you deserved it (2775)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (20306)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (3374)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (8307)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (8307)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (8307)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29296) - you deserved it (11811)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (4110)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39771) - you deserved it (3289)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25654) - you deserved it (7476)

On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30258) - you deserved it (5096)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)



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