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About ken29 : I'm just your average, everyday Pokémon Master and LOL nerd. Moustaches are cool.
P.S.- If you want to talk just kik me @ ken290
I'm on this site to lol at misfortune.
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Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Friday 27 February 2015