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  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kemosabe4201 : Everybody loves cats, amirite?

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 6:17pm<b>missadell</b> - yesterday at 3:56pm<b>saruhhh</b> - yesterday at 10:16pm<b>bellles</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 9:53am<b>symbioticdeath</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 2:50am<b>hasaben</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 2:16pm<b>miss_cata26</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:44am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 12:42am<b>myaahni</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:17pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 4:45pm<b>batman169</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 11:26pm<b>endersam</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:59pm<b>LaceysBabe</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 11:05pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:00pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:01am<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:46am<b>rookworst</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:21am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:47am

Fucked!<b>hasaben</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:21am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:10pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:01pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:48pm<b>hansky</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:27am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:11am<b>as986</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:31pm<b>GamerGirl2014</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:02pm<b>saruhhh</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 4:04pm<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 4:04pm<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:22am<b>LaceysBabe</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:10am<b>reaaaagan6</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:49am<b>LilMissCanadian</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:46am<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 8:18am<b>NoYesNoYesNoYes</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 11:19am<b>HRTreatman</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:23am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 11:53am

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kemosabe4201's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

by hiitisbrooke / 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

by Stuby14 / 11/23/2015 at 9:31am / United States (South Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to "get to it". FML

by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet / 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

by zAstonish / 09/25/2015 at 11:03am / Singapore / Animals

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

by whatdidimarry / 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health