About kelseysking : Hi not much to tell I'm a mom and wife work at walmart.
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by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
by Repethetic / 04/02/2015 at 8:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
by iskiel / 10/26/2014 at 1:53am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 6:31am / United States / Love
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML
by ehwat / 11/26/2009 at 12:31am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 10:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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