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kelseysking

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kelseysking : Hi not much to tell I'm a mom and wife work at walmart.

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kelseysking's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35783) - you deserved it (3215)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33598) - you deserved it (2160)

On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML

#20585611
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46377) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (4612)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31933) - you deserved it (3105)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (6750)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

#10514863
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7054) - you deserved it (40289)

On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML

#6456555
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (11512)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

#3889146
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35085) - you deserved it (11432)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

#3363161
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65914) - you deserved it (6659)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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