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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (22 years)
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (267234) - you deserved it (35528)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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