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kellyb1094

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kellyb1094 : Hello, I'm Kelly, I'm a sophomore in college and I get bored a lot so I come on here. XD

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Visits<b>brandonwong</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:18am<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Common_sense101</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:15pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:40pm<b>clair1357</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:02am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Evil20071</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 6:24am<b>nnnntr</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 11:22pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 12:33am<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:31pm<b>donkinator</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 5:37am<b>bushwaker</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 2:43pm<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 8:24pm<b>TumnA</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 10:22pm<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 1:33pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 6:18am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 4:12am

Fucked!<b>brandonwong</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:18am<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 1:24am<b>Frenchtony</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 7:04pm<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 5:08pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 5:06am<b>copierce</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 1:15am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 11:59am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:35am

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Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

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