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kellimacauley
  • Town/Country : st.petersburg, Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 74
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About kellimacauley : hi, I'm Kelli. I am 14.I have an unbelievably high pitch voice, and sound like a little kid.plus I am originally from the south so I have an accent.for some random reason every inch of me is super ticklish, soo I clearly laugh a lot.I dont have a sense of smell,am blind in my left eye and can't hear out my left ear,and have a jacked up left knee,the left side of my body is pretty fucked up.that means I'm gonna have a seizure one day.favorite music, indie and country, yeah I know weird combo. love tattoos and piercings.
when I grow up I wanna have a son and name him carlisle so his nickname can be car.
down with the swirl;)
someone told me my old bio made me seem too basic so that's the reason why it's so long:p.
people keep telling me I have a very interesting pretty skin tone, thanks?
This chick Kaylamarie00 copied and pasted my bio as hers, that's creepy dude, change it.
kik-kellikellikelli
message me,I bite;)

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