About kdmb96 : Living in Maine right now. Was born in Florida and lived in Georgia I love the south. Maine is too damn cold.
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by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm / Spain (Comunidad Valenciana) / Animals
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