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kdmb96

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kdmb96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kdmb96 : Living in Maine right now. Was born in Florida and lived in Georgia I love the south. Maine is too damn cold.

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Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56234) - you deserved it (5110)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)



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