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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (3469)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67454) - you deserved it (5606)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML


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