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kayteakay
  • Town/Country : Fallon, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 830
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 2:07am<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 7:46am<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:39pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:17am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:02pm<b>leafynitemare</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:42am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:48am<b>revieced</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 4:02pm<b>UM_210</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:40pm<b>coolerjf</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:27pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 2:03am<b>PePziNL</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:47pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:38pm<b>wild4drums</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:36pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:43pm<b>dnice1864</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 3:53pm

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kayteakay's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42352) - you deserved it (3471)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67488) - you deserved it (5608)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

#20912330
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (6279)

On 10/08/2013 at 10:34am - money - by moneymoneymoney (woman) - United States (Florida)



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