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kayla_f_babyyy
  • Town/Country : confidential-:);*, illinois
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (18 years)
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About kayla_f_babyyy : hey im kayla, im young ambitious and im an artist whom sings, dances, and makes poetry. i play the drums and im a team leader. if yoo dont like me i really dont give a rats ass.! -=)*

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Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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