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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, CA, USA
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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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