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katyliz91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25628) - you deserved it (1817)

On 06/27/2015 at 1:48am - work - by *cough* *cough* you're a dickface (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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