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katydid91

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katydid91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9754
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Visits<b>rostoney</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:06am<b>Dingodile</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:39pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:07pm<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:00pm<b>bobjope</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:04pm<b>BlondeSlasher</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 1:52am<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 3:09am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 8:56am<b>LadyLelan</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:01pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:11am<b>EpicKassi</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:49pm<b>Nimor</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:47pm<b>Garret12</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 2:50pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 2:25pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:28am<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:32am

Fucked!<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>connormartaus</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:04am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:16am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:10pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:58pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:49am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:36am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:23pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:45am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:57pm<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:22pm<b>swanheart</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:39pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:06pm<b>hkhan24</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:47am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:28pm

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katydid91's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (2023)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML

#21431556
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (1640)

On 06/25/2015 at 1:30am - animals - by wtfkasey - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to call patients that we hadn't seen in a long time. Most of them were dead. FML

#21431312
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (1634)

On 06/24/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by Exil (woman) - United States

Today, while driving to Nashville, I saw a bunch of wild turkeys huddled together on the side of the road. I was excited to point them out to my boyfriend, until I realized that the "wild turkeys" were in fact vultures, and that they were eating a dead deer. FML

#21431233
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18942) - you deserved it (3505)

On 06/24/2015 at 3:45pm - animals - by That escalated quickly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

#21426929
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26281) - you deserved it (4430)

On 06/16/2015 at 8:05am - intimacy - by poorlyparented - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (2903)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (2364)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (9493)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (2213)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32600) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof and onto the center console. FML

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

#21397265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26097) - you deserved it (9472)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26694) - you deserved it (6882)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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