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katydid91's favorite FMLs
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
by please knock / 09/13/2016 at 7:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
by BadKitty / 09/11/2016 at 9:37am / Australia (Tasmania) / Animals
by LifeAndLemons95 / 08/18/2016 at 4:23am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by YoungSmileBones / 08/15/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
by slingerslasher / 07/05/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML
by scarred for life / 05/28/2016 at 1:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked… Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with… Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We…