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katydid91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11985
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Visits<b>rainwolf42</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:06pm<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:18pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Tupan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:01pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 5:58pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:32am<b>lunanight515</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 8:32pm<b>ACTIONbl00dROCK</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:39am<b>Doris517</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 9:17pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:28am<b>USA1776</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 12:42am<b>looking4funny</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 7:21pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 6:04pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:12pm<b>meatball4122</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:04pm<b>jasoncann</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 2:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 9:06am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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katydid91's favorite FMLs

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16577) - you deserved it (1083)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17452) - you deserved it (1984)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (3801)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19948) - you deserved it (1944)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22248) - you deserved it (2075)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML

#21521867
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15548) - you deserved it (10635)

On 02/01/2016 at 6:11pm - misc - by scottishoatmeal - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

#21519974
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20585) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:02am - health - by oliver (man) - United States

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (7663)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

#21517322
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (3167)

On 01/20/2016 at 9:27am - kids - by lambeaster (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (6197)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20339) - you deserved it (1266)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

#21498310
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21176) - you deserved it (1871)

On 11/29/2015 at 8:17pm - health - by achoo-plop - United States (Colorado)

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23098) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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