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katydid91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13045
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 9:07pm<b>yerawizardlizzy</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:28pm<b>totallynotemily</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:51am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:34pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:12pm<b>dno79</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:29am<b>rainwolf42</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:06pm<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:18pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Tupan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:01pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 5:58pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:32am<b>lunanight515</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 8:32pm<b>ACTIONbl00dROCK</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:39am<b>Doris517</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 9:17pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:28am<b>USA1776</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 12:42am

Fucked!<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:34pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 6:33am<b>lunanight515</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 2:32am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 7:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:06pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Arathis</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:31am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:38am<b>Giguh</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:02am<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>connormartaus</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:04am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:16am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:10pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:58pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:49am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:36am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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katydid91's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, my two year old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML

by proud parent / 05/21/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML

by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so mad that she scoops the litter box and hides the contents around your room. FML

Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML

by Swedishsummer / 05/08/2016 at 5:54pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML

by AcademicAdvisor / 04/25/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved it for 2 minutes. FML

by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

by kimeatszombies / 02/10/2016 at 5:42am / United States (California) / Transportation

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Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

by Pauline / 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

by notagoodtime / 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy