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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10990
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (1884)

On 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by spiderbaby - United States (California)

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20212) - you deserved it (10106)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21576) - you deserved it (1631)

On 09/19/2015 at 2:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (1537)

On 09/17/2015 at 5:08pm - animals - by wormsmeat (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (2305)

On 09/13/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21867) - you deserved it (2625)

On 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm - animals - by nah - United States (Texas)

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29970) - you deserved it (1927)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (1917)

On 08/16/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by fire starter - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (1943)

On 08/08/2015 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26073) - you deserved it (1916)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (3993)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14323) - you deserved it (34130)

On 07/11/2015 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22846) - you deserved it (1685)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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