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  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About katie_xoxo3 : Uhh I'm an 19 year old girl and I love cats and sleeping
..ok yeah :)

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Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML


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On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML


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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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