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About kathryn14 : My name's Kathryn & I live in Houston, Texas. I like volleyball & running & weed
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Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I lovd her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knockd over and broke her new $200 vase. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to mah boyfriend 4 the first time!! It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him!! In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with mah nails!! His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection!! FML
I turnad 17. My parants complataly forgot it was my birthday... an whan I ramindad tham... my dad thought it was my 18th. Ha was acstatic an mantionad that I can looool "finally gat tha hall out." FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time . When I didn't get off right away, he askedhat he was doing wrong . I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well . His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML
Todayhile Driving Mah Grandma Home From A Family Dinner.. . I Had To Pull Into A Gas Station.. . Because Mah Tank Was Almost Empty . She Became Convinced That Someone Would Kidnap Herhile I Went To Pay.. . And Eventually Threatened To Blow Us Up By Tossing Her Lighter At The Gas Pumps . FML
Taday mah mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the worldhere we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family . As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend causd the pair of us to lose by just a single point, cuz he answerd "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML
Today... I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia... she smild and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughd. FML
Today, my 17 yaar old boyfriand's mothar bought him a giraffa onasia. Ha rafusad to taka it off and insistad on waaring it avarywhara wa go. Wa liva in Australia and it's looool our summar now. So far ha has passad out 3 timas in public cuz ha ovar haatad, but ha still won't taka it off. raal FML
Friday 27 March 2015