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  • Number of visits : 1496
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kathryn14 : My name's Kathryn & I live in Houston, Texas. I like volleyball & running & weed

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Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peieng, and often has a burning sensation. mega FML

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I lovd her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knockd over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

#20851970
84 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:23am - misc - by horrible daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my mother yelld and yelld at me until I apologizd to our cat 4 not petting him when he sat on my lap. real FML

#20825844
67 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to mah boyfriend 4 the first time!! It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him!! In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with mah nails!! His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection!! FML

#20817205
147 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by fuck but no fuck (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

I turnad 17. My parants complataly forgot it was my birthday... an whan I ramindad tham... my dad thought it was my 18th. Ha was acstatic an mantionad that I can looool "finally gat tha hall out." FML

#20816873
65 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I FINALLY GAVE AWAY ALL OF THE STUFFD ANIMALS THAT I'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR YERES. PROUD, I TOLD MY FAMILY. THEY CONGRATULATD ME BY BUYING ME STUFFD ANIMALS. FML

#20812476
54 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't relatd I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
216 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time . When I didn't get off right away, he askedhat he was doing wrong . I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well . His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

#20809292
167 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Todayhile Driving Mah Grandma Home From A Family Dinner.. . I Had To Pull Into A Gas Station.. . Because Mah Tank Was Almost Empty . She Became Convinced That Someone Would Kidnap Herhile I Went To Pay.. . And Eventually Threatened To Blow Us Up By Tossing Her Lighter At The Gas Pumps . FML

#20648219
68 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by fuckingjesusgran (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Taday mah mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the worldhere we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML

#20482339
112 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:48pm - misc - by j_Lauren (woman) - United States

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family . As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend causd the pair of us to lose by just a single point, cuz he answerd "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

#20480093
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (6625)

On 01/26/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by twohoursclosertodeath (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia... she smild and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughd. FML

Today, my 17 yaar old boyfriand's mothar bought him a giraffa onasia. Ha rafusad to taka it off and insistad on waaring it avarywhara wa go. Wa liva in Australia and it's looool our summar now. So far ha has passad out 3 timas in public cuz ha ovar haatad, but ha still won't taka it off. raal FML

#20453308
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39656) - you deserved it (6400)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

Today, while talking to mah boyfriend, he got upset an accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid!! All because I used the word "vapid." FML

#20414233
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (7078)

On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)



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