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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 January 1985 (30 years)
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Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML


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On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML


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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML


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On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

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