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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 51089
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (3619)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML

#21362525
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (1756)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:15am - health - by novaguy - United States

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25588) - you deserved it (1951)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28899) - you deserved it (7385)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

#21359968
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31137) - you deserved it (6055)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

#21359436
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29573) - you deserved it (4390)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13450) - you deserved it (55850)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33413) - you deserved it (1834)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (3738)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34014) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (2285)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

#21351283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/07/2015 at 12:13am - animals - by juliette (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (7082)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)



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