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About katertott : I'm one of those lurkers who waited years before creating an account. I'm here for the badges! :D

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Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20456) - you deserved it (4881)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML


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On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (3332)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29734) - you deserved it (4480) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39767) - you deserved it (3538)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (2729)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33208) - you deserved it (11395)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (2712)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31209) - you deserved it (4474)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35623) - you deserved it (3417)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


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