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katdaiken

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  • Number of visits : 6733
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About katdaiken : I'm Canadian I love the Simpsons & what not, tattooed & happily married I work with behavioural needs & autistic students. Graduated high school & did a year of psychology in college. I love FML & I'm constantly on it :) have a good one

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Tadayhile laughing at a jogger that fell downhile running, I choked on mah French fries . They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver . mega FML

#21366627
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (48687)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

TODAY...HILE GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A BLIND GUY.!! !! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WALK INTO A WALL !! BIG FAT FML

#21261532
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (7706)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

2day I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with looool blood-red water, motionless an staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming an crying, an he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36929) - you deserved it (3456)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, in astronomy class, a kid usd Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughd. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33638) - you deserved it (5700)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was Eating A Hot Fudge Sundae And I Complaind That The Fudge Was At The Very Bottom And I Couldn't Reach It With My Spoon. My Husband Mutterd ( Fat Girl Problems. ) FML

#21260102
103 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze an was practically falling asleep at my till . He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk.. . he was just blind . Still refusing to sell him the beer.. . he started yelling at me.. . accusing me of "bieng racist against the 'blinds'" . FML

#21256123
75 comments

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On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer!! Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short!! mega FML

#21256044
44 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by mybad - United States

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45788) - you deserved it (2945)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.

#21247893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (2795)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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