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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1290
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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katamine's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56625) - you deserved it (9633)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24625) - you deserved it (57297)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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