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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kassums : Hi, I'm Kasi.
I'm 18, a happy ginger

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Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah grlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to mah place to break up with me 4 her . FML

#20990341
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49134) - you deserved it (3141)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

TODAY, I MISPLACED MAH PHONE AT SMALL HOUSE PARTY. I FOUND IT LATER, BUT NOT BEFORE BIENG CALLED A SICK BASTARD BY MAH CRUSH. IT SEEMS ONE OF MAH "FRIENDS" SENT HER A COCK PIC WITH MAH PHONE, AN NOW SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. FML

#20990280
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On 12/12/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by spastic hardon (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML

#20989886
94 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41905) - you deserved it (6912)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

#20985907
94 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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