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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
by gentileman / 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by noodle / 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get… Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me… Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed…
- Today, my public hair was getting so long I decided to trim it with scissors. Somehow cut a little… Today, my coworker admitted he wanted to sleep with me at the company party. But then he told me it… Today, I had a 64 mile motorcycle ride to a job interview. 40 minutes into the ride I realise that…