Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

karo_mit_k

Offline (the 03/10/2015 at 11:43am) | Search for a member

karo_mit_k

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1216
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About karo_mit_k : Reading FML.

karo_mit_k's page activity

Visits<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 6:15am<b>megaman431</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:23am<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 5:37pm<b>McNikk</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 1:27am<b>AFCCT</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 1:14pm<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 9:42am<b>abhi95</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 2:56pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 2:10pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 11:49am<b>evalu8tor</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 11:39am<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 11:04am<b>Sassie8810</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 10:57am<b>wvcheesehead</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 10:38am<b>sunshineb81</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 9:39am<b>AliceLiddel</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 8:13am<b>divinitas</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 7:13am<b>dfens</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 6:41am<b>TPH1979</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 6:18am

karo_mit_k's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of karo_mit_k's badges

karo_mit_k's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1204497) - you deserved it (127162)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
784 comments

I agree, your life sucks (805572) - you deserved it (83690)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243118) - you deserved it (82392)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21327) - you deserved it (3424)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: