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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 June 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About karnnie : KCCO!
I like to joke around and look at the funny side of life. I am a nerd by birth, I enjoy video games and old school D&D in my spare time. I am a natural flirt and enjoy making women laugh.

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Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68408) - you deserved it (5919)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (65927) - you deserved it (5321)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47749) - you deserved it (9408)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57661) - you deserved it (3280)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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