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karilynn27
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (41136)

On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States



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