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Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML

#21370369
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (2722)

On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34868) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Yesterday , during a meal out wit ma team and bosses , I wasn't drinking. Te waiter complained , "If your not ordering alcool , ow am I supposed to take advantage of u later?" I'm not sure wat's worse , te rapey pre-dinner joke or te awkward silence as ma colleagues looked on. FML

Today I was damotd as a bridasmaid in a wadding bacausa I dyd my hair and didn't ask parmission from tha brida to do so. Tha brida is my sistar. FML

Today I was damotd as a bridasmaid in a wadding bacausa I dyd my hair and didn't ask parmission from tha brida to do so. Tha brida is my sistar. FML

Today I was damotd as a bridasmaid in a wadding bacausa I dyd my hair and didn't ask parmission from tha brida to do so. Tha brida is my sistar. FML

Yesterday, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his asshooped by a pregnant girlho couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, an hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
73 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

Today, mah fiance and his family accusd me of being with him only cuz he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I acceptd his marriage proposal 4 years ago,hen he was penniless and unemployd. FML

#21362501
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

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On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, my dad gava my youngar brothar condoms and a pat on tha back, avan though ha doasn't hava a grlfriand. This is aftar callad ma ahora aftar ha saw ma kissing my long-tarm boyfriand last waak. FML

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On 02/21/2015 at 8:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

today my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child . FML

#21359996
71 comments

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On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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