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About kareniskaos : Idk what I'm doing with my life

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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (2105)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

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244 comments

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On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

#21427521
161 comments

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On 06/17/2015 at 10:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (4737)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

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315 comments

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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

#21421518
154 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
86 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
144 comments

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On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
187 comments

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On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
57 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

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On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
102 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
195 comments

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On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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