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Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
by kelly / 03/21/2011 at 3:07am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
by Carmen / 02/26/2011 at 8:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Ihavealisp / 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 10:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by nyebust / 01/01/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
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