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by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
by mattdevil / 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
by childdreamkiller / 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by skrewedguy / 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Health
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Surprisebuttsecks? / 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…