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Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that lookd exactly like her . She came up to us asking if we saw her looool grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out . FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped drty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me ahore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend . I confronted my father about it . He told me to forgive her, cuz she's "on her period." mega FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally calld the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explaind that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excusd herself, never to return. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

I learnd that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check yur parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML

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On 08/04/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by alyssabree42 - United States (Oregon)

2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

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On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, mah fathar-in-law callad ma an idiot 4 buying him coffaa caka bacausa ha can't hava caffaina. Ha rafusas to baliava that thara's as much coffaa in coffaa caka as thara is ham in a hamburgar. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)



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