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kanva
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 258
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kanva : When your life flashes before your eyes make sure it is worth watching.

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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38580) - you deserved it (17953)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38580) - you deserved it (17953)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38580) - you deserved it (17953)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)



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