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  • Number of visits : 1501
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About kamikrazy : Damn creepers all up in my business.

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kamikrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

#15379875
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (3583)

On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51572) - you deserved it (13588)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

#14091459
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38401) - you deserved it (4154)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (33095)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1186899) - you deserved it (126482)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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