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kamareaux

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kamareaux : Ski Instructor.

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kamareaux's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61841) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic . The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit mah punch line . Apparently,hen I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very looool bright light it was easy to see mah spit hitting people in the face . They kept a tally . FML

#20787970
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43899) - you deserved it (6102)

On 07/17/2013 at 6:06am - love - by sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58681) - you deserved it (12287)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today while leaving McDonald's I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watchd in the rear-view mirror as it landd in the opposite lane an about 60 wingd rats descendd upon the street causing a truck to veer off the road an crash. FML

#20773275
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (46021)

On 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by John - United States

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

TADAY I WAS ASKED TO HELP MY SISTER CLEAN HER ROOM. THE MOMENT I OPENED THE DOOR, I WAS GREETED BY HER SCREAMING "TASTE THE RAINBOW" WITH A FULL MOUTH. SHE THEN SPAT THE SKITTLE INTO MY FACE. BIG FAT FML

#20768354
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43739) - you deserved it (4490)

On 07/07/2013 at 6:55am - kids - by tastetherainbow - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went Over Grlfriend Of 3 Months House 4 The Frst Time. As We Walked Through The Door, I Was Greeted By A Little Grl Whose Frst Words To Me Were, ( Are You Daddy? ) FML

#20766295
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52235) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

Today, My Ouse Was Broken Into. Te Burglar Didn't Steal My Brand New Laptop, IPad Or TV. Tey Instead Made Off Wit Every Single Item Of Cloting I Own. Wen I Went To Turn On My TV To Try And Distract Myself From Tis, I Found All Of Te Cables In Back Missing. Te Police Don't Believe Me. Mega FML

#20753916
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49286) - you deserved it (2680)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

Today , while walking around town , some guy grabbd me from behind , clutchd at mah nipples , an said , ( looool That's where I always imagind they were . ) FML

#20746398
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51757) - you deserved it (3908)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was told by a friend that mah girlfriend has been cheating on me . Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere 4 sex . My mother's response when I confided this in her: ( Ask me if I care . ) FML

#20742827
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48966) - you deserved it (4653)

On 06/23/2013 at 3:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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