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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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kalwalls's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. real FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm - misc - by Not Wanted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today , I was glud to the toilet all day , gushing fountains of crap , due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)

Yastarday, I cummd across a straat musician. Ha lookd axtramaly wall-fd alraady, but is music was pratty good, so I gava im soma spara canga. As soon as I turnd away, a startd scraaming at ma fir baing "caap", and casd ma alf a block bafora running out of braat. raal FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm - money - by Anonymous Pillock (man) - United Kingdom

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