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About kakakarotcake : I'm kakakarotcake. I am real super sand. I have defeated the likes of virginia, and freezey pop.

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Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (2429)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (2)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML

#21379056
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26769) - you deserved it (3502)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27309) - you deserved it (3575)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (2133)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (6)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31794) - you deserved it (4589)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (17417)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31745) - you deserved it (3066)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

#21375288
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30793) - you deserved it (2599)

On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

#21372313
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1) - you deserved it (2368)

On 03/11/2015 at 1:32am - kids - by CasaDeLoser (woman) - United States (Washington)



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