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  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kaiyybee : Model, Cheerleader, Swimmer, Track Runner, and Theatre Geek! I'm absolutely obsessed with Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural. Fall Out Boy, Pierce The Veil, Iron Maiden, Wheatus, My Chemical Romance, Mariannas Trench, Marcys Playground...Favorite person and musician of all time is BEN FOLDS! I'm an artist, I'm a drummer and play piano.. I guess I do a little of everything!! I stalk profiles a lot, so if you're here because if that, sorry! If you're still reading this you seem intrigued.. Shoot me a message! Also, if you know what my location is from, you've got to be awesome so message me your guesses(:

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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kaiyybee's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (25142)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61424) - you deserved it (7122)

On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64918) - you deserved it (9789)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31366) - you deserved it (7944)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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