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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kaitio331 : Just living my life the best I can.

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Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by BadatDIY (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Threw A Rock In The Air And Watched It Soar!! And Watched It Come Back Down And Hit Me In The Face!! Gravity!! FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

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