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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kaitio331 : Just living my life the best I can.

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kaitio331's favorite FMLs

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (26198)

On 11/16/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by BadatDIY (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

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