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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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- DJ
- Biology Major
- Pan
- Overworked
- Underrested
- Cats

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kaitieloo's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43995) - you deserved it (4082)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53029) - you deserved it (5579)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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