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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more

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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I was walking around school alona an falt somaona tap my back. I laughad an turnad around to find no ona was thara. I falt confusadhan I falt tha tapping again,hich ishan I chosa to yall at tha naarast parson, "What?!" I latar found out it was a looool bottla in my backpack tapping ma. FML

#21112284
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (10472)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that mah boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that mah body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matterhat we're doing. FML

#21111720
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41303) - you deserved it (4067)

On 04/13/2014 at 5:33am - love - by Ticklish - United States (Iowa)

Today... I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there... when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says... "He's not coming... u may as well go home."

#21097979
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44090) - you deserved it (6342)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

my neighbor calld the police for the seventh time because he's convincd I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic clove in my yard. My parent come next week. FML

#21095586
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

today I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody . Tattoos cummd up and I startd talking about trendy, girly tattoos lyk feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them . Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three . FML

#21065212
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (10699)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I noticed mah laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entre computer only to notice something in one of mah USB drives: the reciever to a wreless mouse mah colleague putted there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

#21037915
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (7486)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53698) - you deserved it (32539)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56778) - you deserved it (5796)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah job application got denid once again. I lookd over it, and saw that mah roommate addd ( screwing over customers ) and ( hiding dead bodies ) under mah skills. FML

#20927127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (6507)

On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He startd laughing an said "Babe is this your leg or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I ned to shave. FML

#20910814
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27270) - you deserved it (37066)

On 10/07/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by loserllamalick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

#20894470
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52909) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

#20889434
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (34395)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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