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Today, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook. I asked him about it, and he reassured me the pictures were from months ago. Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck. The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get. FML
by kaikaicaligirl / 03/21/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML
by no sir I have not / 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm / United States / Work
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
by goodgrief / 03/05/2013 at 12:08am / United States (New Mexico) / Transportation
by Coykoi / 05/16/2012 at 10:19am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
by expen_dable / 07/06/2009 at 1:55am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
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