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  • Town/Country : portland, oregon
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kaet : I read FML every day but I only comment after insomnia has rendered me semi-delirious. no consistency, no follow-through. i could never be a professional lacrosse player.

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

#20882561
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50149) - you deserved it (25048)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I started my new job as a mail carrier. One of my assigned roads was Milbrooke Street, which I'd never heard of. After driving around for ages trying to find it, I called for directions. The street doesn't exist in my city; it's just the boss' way of seeing how stupid you are. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (4862)

On 04/11/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by Directionally challenged - United States

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11785) - you deserved it (38210)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7613) - you deserved it (30660)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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