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About kace_bear : I love pancakes and adventure time.
Music is my life.
I can't hate people -.-

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Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML


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