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k34nu
  • Town/Country : Cracknell, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17213) - you deserved it (2538)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm - health - by fannyfitel123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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