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jvfelicio
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  • Number of visits : 1611
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took wat I thought was a good selfie an I put it on Facebook!! Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This ishy I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (6944)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

wile flirting wit a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and se tougt te foul smell came from my sleeping fater soiling imself . I let er roll im over and ceck is assile e cried out in pain because I wasn't man enoug to own up to it .

#21369082
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2) - you deserved it (30)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today... some guy on te street treatend to stab me. I calld is bluff... and walkd away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (6767)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today , a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all , so I listened to the frst 30 second of it to get a feel fir it. It was nice and uplifting , so I sent it to mah mom. Turns out , after the frst 30 seconds , the singer brighten his day by singing about his enormou penis. FML

#21366785
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (11836)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Taday some popped-collar wearing shitbrd tried to pick me up with the line , ( You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck? ) FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I told mah cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of mah aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

#21358332
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (2271)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was awoken by te sound of ma pet lizard eating ma oter pet lizard. fat FML

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47341) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, the girl looool I like finally replid to a text I sent a week ago . Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31121) - you deserved it (4002)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Did Mah Frst Night Of Open-mic Standup . The Frst 5 Minute Went Badly, But I Don't Know If It Got Any Better Afterwards, Because A Drunk Audience Member Climbd Up On Stage And Knockd Me Out . FML

#21341383
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29369) - you deserved it (3666)

On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have looool ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also recieved. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (25986)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States



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