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juststephhere

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3818
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About juststephhere : Contrary to most beliefs, I have no deep dark secrets. I'm an open book, so if you've got any questions feel free to ask!
I love dancing and scuba diving, so if you're into either we'll get along just fine! I also love meeting and getting to know people, so I guess we'll get along either way.
I really like to make people smile, I don't know, it just makes me really happy.

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juststephhere's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22111) - you deserved it (8784)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML

#19322341
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (7010)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41593) - you deserved it (2530)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

#18708494
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35455) - you deserved it (3509)

On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33339) - you deserved it (94331)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55615) - you deserved it (7944)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

#14613106
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32578) - you deserved it (8059) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34339) - you deserved it (8579)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40095) - you deserved it (2798)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

#8632694
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (3211)

On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he cried to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punched himself in the face. Then he dropped me off to spend time with his mom. FML

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

#6478242
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32638) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/27/2009 at 1:16pm - love - by singlegirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded "Well the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML

#4758103
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7036) - you deserved it (49598)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by chacha_bby - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

#2173533
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65683) - you deserved it (3634)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

#1696810
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68205) - you deserved it (5033)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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