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About juststephhere : I'm not super duper exciting but I like to have a lot of fun! I like to be involved and love talking to people. I've been a dancer for about 13 years now and I'm also a scuba diver. Travelling is something I'm really interested in and I love to test new waters. I love hair and makeup, which probably bores all of you. Well if you want to find out all my deep dark secrets, shoot me a message!

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Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (3167)

On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (90670)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51687) - you deserved it (7482)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (7808) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30606) - you deserved it (8163)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26159) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he cried to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punched himself in the face. Then he dropped me off to spend time with his mom. FML

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (2770)

On 11/27/2009 at 1:16pm - love - by singlegirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded "Well the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML


I agree, your life sucks (6223) - you deserved it (46899)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by chacha_bby - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52614) - you deserved it (16494)

On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by herANDi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML


I agree, your life sucks (79699) - you deserved it (5368)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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