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juststephhere

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3834
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About juststephhere : Contrary to most beliefs, I have no deep dark secrets. I'm an open book, so if you've got any questions feel free to ask!
I love dancing and scuba diving, so if you're into either we'll get along just fine! I also love meeting and getting to know people, so I guess we'll get along either way.
I really like to make people smile, I don't know, it just makes me really happy.

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juststephhere's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

#20878799
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20390) - you deserved it (50841)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

#20878614
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60104) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19504) - you deserved it (55929)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

#20878541
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45967) - you deserved it (4176)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

#20878205
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61778) - you deserved it (4431)

On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my partner walked in the room wearing a sweater from my wardrobe, making jokes about it and saying how ugly it was. That sweater was the last thing my father wore before he passed away. FML

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47880) - you deserved it (7727)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60316) - you deserved it (9754)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53336) - you deserved it (4284)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

#20876882
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45026) - you deserved it (6934)

On 09/11/2013 at 10:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (80147)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML

#20875969
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60520) - you deserved it (3559)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47286) - you deserved it (5693)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39643) - you deserved it (9335)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

#20873371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49468) - you deserved it (4276)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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