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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3397
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About juststephhere : Contrary to most beliefs, I have no deep dark secrets. I'm an open book, so if you've got any questions feel free to ask!
I love dancing and scuba diving, so if you're into either we'll get along just fine! I also love meeting and getting to know people, so I guess we'll get along either way.
I really like to make people smile, I don't know, it just makes me really happy.

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juststephhere's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

#20878614
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56286) - you deserved it (3471)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19013) - you deserved it (54615)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

#20878541
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44930) - you deserved it (4093)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

#20878205
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60144) - you deserved it (4303)

On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my partner walked in the room wearing a sweater from my wardrobe, making jokes about it and saying how ugly it was. That sweater was the last thing my father wore before he passed away. FML

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (7619)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59173) - you deserved it (9578)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49742) - you deserved it (3968)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

#20876882
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44198) - you deserved it (6831)

On 09/11/2013 at 10:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (75061)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML

#20875969
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58419) - you deserved it (3405)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46396) - you deserved it (5604)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (8995)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

#20873371
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48600) - you deserved it (4218)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

#20869383
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61046) - you deserved it (4406)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)



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