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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today I ad to puttad littla sistar to bad. Usually mom sings ar a lullaby bafora sa puts ar to slaap looool so I did too. Aftar I finisad ta song sistar lookad ma daad in ta ayas an said "Tis isy I tall paopla wa aran't ralatad." FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wantd to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He droppd it and it spilld. I was really embarrassd. Then he decidd to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stard at me accusingly. big fat FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 8:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entre ward found out. real FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Taday I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice... cuz he thought he could store it under his bd and wait fir it to turn to wine. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by StockedWithJuice (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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